meet yi at tiong bahru ytd for dinner. yi pei me go school lor. so gd.
oh yar. was luffing thru out the whole lesson ytd. the teacher literally look n talks lik MR BEAN.
No kidding No kidding No kidding. when i said 3 times means i really mean it hor.
digress abit, this 'i said 3 times means i really mean it" i learnt from the show huan huan ai/ why why love de. super nice can???? muz watch..! but VCD nt out in any part of the world yet. i download de. maybe cable tv will haf cuz it's showing in taiwan now. can try channel 56. but till episode 7 onli. so one week can onli watch once. sad.
ok.. back to wad i was saying... yeah. MR BEAN. he damn humorous lor.
oh.. digress another bit bit. gordon foo also another super funny de. gordon foo = son of the boss of st james power station = manager of powerhouse. the image of him suddenly appear when i said MR BEAN so i mus sae it out. he once said he would lik to haf 20% of my pay cuz i'm so rich. i rolled my eyes n said if onli he can gif me 20% of his pay. or maybe 2% his assets will do. he says 20% of his pay can't even buy me a cup of coffee. yeah. wad a joke. 20% of his PAY can't buy me a up of COFFEE but 20% of his ALLOWANCE can buy me A HOUSE. *rolled my eyes-twice*
another thing, talking about eyes, i wonder, y pple like to say " i saw it with my own eyes!!" u mean.. if u dun see it with ur own eyes.. u borrowed someone else eyes to see? LOL.
ok ok... back to my MR BEAN teacher.. he told us the origins of some english word. lik.. kangaroo. long long time ago, this english man go to this wadever man's country(can't rem wad country) ,saw the jumping animal n asked wad is tat.. this wadever-country man answered "kangaroo". so many years later, when everyone starts to call tat jumping animal kangaroo, this english man found out tat, actually in that wadever county, kangaroo means " i dun understand" and when he asked wad is that jumping animal, the wadever-country man was trying to sae he doesn't understand. SO.. the poor animal since den, was named "i dun understand".
tat is funny can... lik my sir name is 'I', n my name is 'No Name'. when pple ask wad is my full name, i will reply. " I No Name is my name." wahahahahax.
MR BEAN said english is learn by pattern.
this is so fun. lemme test too..
say 'silk' 3 times, loud n clear.now, wad does cow drink? dun bluff. u said 'milk'.cows dun drink milk, WE drink milk.another one,
pronounce C-H-O-Ppronounce H-O-P..now, wad do u do when u c the green traffic light? u will sae 'stop'.we go when we c the green light. we onli stop when we c the red light.i'm impressed.
maybe u really got it rite. but it's cuz u read it. if these were to be said to u, u sure kenna de.
hor??
n.. there's no word such as 'stupider' rite? onli 'u r more stupid'dictionary haf it now noe!!!!i'm impressed-again.
dictionary also haf the word 'kiasu' now. written: kiasu - singapore slang, word for fear of losing.i'm impressed- again n again.
-_-" lidat also can.
i dunno whether it's true cuz i haven go check it out. but i doubt Mr bean will bluff.
he also sae.. newspaper always put..
1) "Dead body found in the drain" since it's 'body' it must be dead lar.. how can find a body still alive de. so dun need put 'dead' infront de.2) "wanted: part-time female teacher"if part time, this teacher is female, e rest of the time this teacher is male?LOL. i feel taller already. cuz after ytd's lesson i gain so much knowledge. n knowledge makes my brain bigger, like putting something on ur head. so i'm getting taller. DUN ARGUE.
