Me n ah da.

Fabian Ng's parents

His dad keep saying we siao. non stop taking pictures. den me n ah da was taking picture of ourselves when he said. "chey. can onli c half of ur face.." den he luff to himself. we were like.. -_-"

anyway, we were walking along this stretch of road, his mum still far behind, when suddenly his dad told us

Dad: "wanna bet? ur mum sure go into the indian stall at the next turn for fake tatoo de."

(we keep laughing n watch.. at the next turn, his mum keep looking at the indian stall but still didn't go in. den his dad sae.. )

Dad: " u c lor.. she sure go back de.."

(suddenly his mum U-turn n went back to the indian stall saying she wanna put tatoo)

Dad: "See..? i told u.. everytime we come she nv fail to go in one.."

So sweet hor.. hehex.

just for a luff..

-What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.Panic is when both are pregnant.

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-Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad gota heart attack & our driver ran away

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-A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.